In the interest of providing you, the reader (in case you don't know who you are...raise your left eyebrow at the screen now and shake your head slowly...good job!) with juicy tidbits of matters you know not about...

I fed my children bacon and rice milk ice cream for dinner last night. And that's it. No cauliflower, canteloupe or chicken (delighted cheers from Caroline) in sight. Healthy Mom aren't I? Strawberry topping for Parker and chocolate (of course!) for Caroline and I. And we really liked it. Bacon goes with everything.

and

I am seemingly irresistible to chiggers. Really, really irresistible. Sigh.

Maybe I should eat more bacon.

Oh my! I first read that as bacon-and-rice-milk ice cream! How silly of me - glad I read it again or I would have been really, really concerned about you!

I thought it was bacon and rice milk ice cream too! I've heard of a donut shop where they put two strips of bacon on a long donut with maple icing... mmm... donut.. but really, the reason I'm writing is the chiggers... what do you mean chiggers?